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« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2006, 09:21 PM » |
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"Yecch this beer's awful! I can't wait to get to Colorado and get some decent mountain spring water!"  Drink a lot of water here--don't forget you'll be playing at a mile high (actually 1650 meters)--the altitude can make you headachey! robyn |
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Life is as dear to the mute creature as it is to man. Just as one wants
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« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2006, 10:18 PM » |
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1. Hey, did you see the guitar player? He just threw up all over his amp!
2. Yep, beer breath and a sweaty shirt...the chicks are going to dig me tonight!
3. I know this will work...just shuffle your feet really fast like this and it will build up a negative charge. Then when your lips touch the mic the charges will cancel each other out and you won't get shocked. Trust me.
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« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2006, 05:49 AM » |
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Now there was a drumset here just a minute ago!
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Enjoying a resurgence in jazz gigs.
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Seriously - where's the plane?
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« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2006, 10:47 AM » |
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"The last time I got this drunk, I passed out and had a bad dream, in which I called Noble & Cooley to order - get this - concert toms for the tour kit. Fortunately, it was just a bad...
"Oh, bugger."
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"Less is more." "Play for the song." "Smaller setups make you more creative." Come on, folks - get past the bumper sticker slogans and THINK. Take some responsibility for your creative choices.
Stop hiding behind tiresome platitudes.
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« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2006, 10:49 AM » |
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"The last time I got this drunk, I passed out and had a bad dream, in which I called Noble & Cooley to order - get this - concert toms for the tour kit. Fortunately, it was just a bad...
"Oh, bugger."
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I just found out most of the recordings I'm on were actually played by Bernard Purdie. my drummerworld page |
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« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2006, 11:17 AM » |
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"What one man can do, another can do."
-Charles Morse (Anthony Hopkin's character from the 1997 movie, The Edge)
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« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2006, 01:24 PM » |
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Paul Mcartney calls me to record his next CD and I tell him to screw off!! thinking it was an old high school buddy, youd be drinking to.
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« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2006, 02:57 PM » |
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"If that YANK sticks his @$%# camera in my face one more time, he is eating this bottle!"
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Will work for burritos...
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« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2006, 06:36 PM » |
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Custom N&C drumset; $3500
Sticks, heads, & underware (to throw at the audiance) each night; $250
Nasty beer from your bandmates; $4
Getting your drummer (who lives in Austrailia) to wear long pants and long sleeve shirts in San Diego in August because you convinced him it is winter...priceless.
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"It's O.K. if you only know three chords, but for God's sake, play'em in the right order" (H. Hill)
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« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2006, 10:18 AM » |
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LOL! That's the best one yet, rfd21!!
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« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2006, 09:35 PM » |
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Tied for first place, in the order of appearance……… #3: "It's QWhitten-time!"
"The last time I got this drunk, I passed out and had a bad dream, in which I called Noble & Cooley to order - get this - concert toms for the tour kit. Fortunately, it was just a bad...
"Oh, bugger."
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It is not what you have, it is what you do with what you have that makes the biggest difference in the sound!
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« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2006, 10:51 PM » |
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Here's my two faves so far! Custom N&C drumset; $3500
Sticks, heads, & underware (to throw at the audiance) each night; $250
Nasty beer from your bandmates; $4
Getting your drummer (who lives in Austrailia) to wear long pants and long sleeve shirts in San Diego in August because you convinced him it is winter...priceless.
I sure thought checking the "you can pay me in beer" box sounded good at the time.
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Coming in 2008: The Delta-3 Snare Drum by Fusion Drums. www.fusiondrums.com. Look for updates here at the Drummer Cafe! |
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« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2006, 11:54 PM » |
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Is that the only girl left in the bar?
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« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2006, 12:02 AM » |
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I actually like Christopher's bottom head gag best so far.
Do I get to choose a winner and hand out a prize?
A gig-used drumhead signed by the band perhaps?
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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2006, 07:43 AM » |
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I actually like Christopher's bottom head gag best so far.
Do I get to choose a winner and hand out a prize?
A gig-used drumhead signed by the band perhaps?
Well, in that case I'd better come up with some more. Hey Xena, nice to see you.  |
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« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2006, 01:50 PM » |
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For a chance at a signed drumhead, here's another two:   |
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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2006, 02:24 PM » |
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I'm gettin' in on this:
"I wonder what the toms would sound like without batterie heads?"
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« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2006, 03:57 PM » |
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Now let's go out there and melt some faces!
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« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2006, 05:18 PM » |
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I dunno shoeless...I think he'd be smiling and not making a face like that! robyn |
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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2006, 06:12 PM » |
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That depends on what the other side of that looks like!  You've obviously not played many bars have you? |
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