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Author Topic: A Sure-Fire Way to Improve Precision on Kit  (Read 534 times)
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Is there another word for synonym?


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« on: February 10, 2004, 09:20 AM »

1. Snap photo of your boss.

2. Cut out just the head.

3. Tape picture onto center of drum head.

4. Hit drum heads repeatedly, targeting boss's head.

5. Rinse and repeat as needed.

Yes. Yes I am having a tough day.  Angry
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« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2004, 04:59 PM »

found floating around on the 'net:

When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT Days try this.
 
I love my job...I love my job...

On your way home after work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers.  You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by Q-tip.  Be very sure that you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy.  Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed.

Open the package containing the thermometer and remove the thermometer and carefully place it on the bed side table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take the written material that accompanies the thermometer and as you read it you will notice in small print the statement that  ... "every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested."

Now close your eyes and say out loud five times, I am so glad that I do not work in quality control at the Q-tip Company.
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2004, 12:47 PM »

every rectal thermometer made by Q-tip is PERSONALLY tested.


ouch!   But it is a pretty good job on the (w)hole...
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2004, 07:55 AM »

What's the difference between and Oral Thermometer and and Rectal Thermometer?






The taste.....
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